Too Damn Literal

Kakainin mo ang mga salita mo.  When you use this phrase in an argument, make sure that it’s not Jessica Zafra on the other end.  That’s because she will say, “sureness!”  and leave you dumbfounded.  Well, maybe not sureness, I’m channeling chuvaness, but you get the idea.  After losing a bet between friends, she’s going to eat paper, on video.  It’s supposed to come out in October.  I can’t wait hahaha.

I use this tactic to win arguments very often, while getting the best surprised looks from people.  When  someone tells me something like, “You’re such a bitch” or “Ang taray“  I say “Ah talaga..” or “Oh yes I am!”

But they know that it’s all in good fun… maybe…